"Murphy's Law- Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. "
The first lesson I have learned while Barry is away.. anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, and anything/ or animal that can explode, will.
Evidence Item 1: I dropped Barry off at the airport...came home, the sink fell apart.
Evidence Item 2: Riley has a massive throwing up episode leaving 6 piles of evidence on our rugs, white carpet, and the bottom of my sock.
Evidence Item 3: In the middle of the throwing up episode, the "Tile Man" comes and busts a hole in the wall in the wrong bathroom.
Evidence Item 4: During the massive throwing up episode Riley throws up a sock.
Evidence Item 5: Riley has surgery to get fixed-- it went well. But the ear cleaning didn't go as well resulting in a busted ear drum.
Evidence Item 6: Riley takes pain medicine for the busted ear drum leading in a massive diarrhea episode in his kennel.
Evidence Item 7: Sweet Daddy cleans Riley from the massive diarrhea episode and gets him dry and Riley has an explosion on the white carpet that was just cleaned from the throwing up episode 2 days before.
Evidence Item 8: Car window works perfect fine. Car window no longer works perfectly fine. This becomes a slight problem when you live in Alaska.
Evidence Item 9: Black ink pen explosion in and on the washing machine, right where the scratches are on top.
And lastly, Evidence Item 10: If there will be a small blizzard, -40 degree temps, or ice storm, it will happen while Barry is away.
Needless to say, I will be happy to have my husband home with me again.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
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HYSTERICAL!!! It's kinda funny that Barry wanted to live in Alaska....but you're the one who's getting to "enjoy" living there!
ReplyDeleteAwe Aubrey!!! I know EXACTLY what your going through! I am so sorry. It really does make us stronger :)
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